Friday, February 03, 2006

Hooah Bar Review

We will look at the main components of the Hooah Bar, and rate as such.

  • Cost: For me it was $1. HOOAH!!
  • Taste: Like rubberized chocolate. hoo blah
  • Energy: Like I had just snorted 10-15 lines of coke. HOOAH!!!!
  • Steady Energy: It lasted for around 3 hours, but then I crashed. hoo blah
  • Desire to fight terrorism: Reached an all time high. Even after I crashed energy wise, I still kept thinking bout killin me some terrorists. HOOAH!!!!

So as a recap, the Hooah Bar is a lot like our actual military. It will help/force you to get out of a rut, but only for a little while, and then you are on your own.

Keepin It Real Since 1980,

Tom

1 comment:

Teresa said...

hahahahahahahahah
you never let me down tom... well, hardly ever anyhow