Ok. So I was downloading a whole bunch of stuff yesterday. I got Jay-Z's Black Album (B), Kanye's College Dropout (A-), and Kanye's Late Registration (B). While I was downloading those I was also downloading porn cuz that's what you do with computers. You download porn.
So I downloaded this one video, it's like 45 minutes long. I start playing it while I'm burning CD's. Its like a Girls Gone Wild type deal, I think it was called "In The VIP" or something. The deal is these guys go to a club, find some drunk, high, stupid girls, take em to a hotel, have sex with them, and film the whole thing. It's great.
This was no ordinary porn though. They start talking to a brown haired girl who looks familiar to me. Blah blah blah, 10 minutes later we're in the hotel room with the brown haired girl, her blonde friend and 4 guys. Well the blonde friend appears to be on around 4 hits of X, cuz her pupils are about 3 inches wide, and she just looks out of it. She has enough of her wits about her to have sex with 2 guys though. Anyway while watching I have figured out who the brown haired girl reminds me of.
It couldn't be!!!
Then she gets naked
It's my ex girlfriend. I shit you not. I haven't seen her in 7 years, and when I last did she was blonde. Now she's a brunette and there is a guy who apparently heard there is an oil reserve inside her, cuz he's drilling away.
I had no idea what to think, all I know is I couldn't watch it anymore. I loved her once, and I don't hate her now, so I just couldn't watch. Immediately I felt kinda sad. I mean, when we dated in high school, she was no angel, but I figured it was just your run of the mill teenage rebellion. Now she's appearing in a porno on the internet.If I had any idea where the hell she was I would try to get in contact with her, but I don't, and really there isn't much point in it. What would I say? "Hey I saw you the other day!" Whatever, it's kind of depressing, let's move on.
Holy shit I don't have anything else to say.
Keepin It Real Since 1980,