Monday, November 20, 2006

It's Fucking Bullshit

Fuck you People magazine!! Fuck you right up your stupid fat asses!

You've done it to us again you idiotic sons of bitches. Your ignorance knows no bounds.

Was walking past the newsstand this weekend and guess what I saw People magazine!!??

This!!!


Go fuck yourselves People magazine!

Every year we send you in nude photos of our glorious, God-like self, and you continually snub us. Are you jealous People magazine? Do you wish you had all this?

Answer me this People magazine. If George Clooney is sexier than me, then why the fuck won't he stop calling me begging me to go to dinner with him!?

Explain that one you fucktards!

Go to hell People magazine.

Keepin It Real Since 1980,

Tom

3 comments:

Panger said...

i'd do it.

(george clooney, that is.)

Fornelli said...

FUCK YOU PANGER!

Anonymous said...

I'd hit it, too, Clooney of course.

And that Pitt guy isn't too bad either, for a runner up.

I guess we all now know what you've been doing instead of posting.