All the Hard Work is Worth it Now

Hi everybody, we interrupt our daily schedule of not updating to bring you an update!

Thanks to my relentless, brilliant, amazing, sexy, ingenious, groundbreaking, fantastic work over at Foul Balls, I've finally gotten some my just desserts.

I received an email from Sprint today.

"The Sprint Ambassador Program is all about exploring our latest products and services and allows you to give direct feedback to Sprint. We recently launched Sprint NFL Mobile content and want to provide you with the full experience, at no charge. Sprint NFL Mobile enables you to track your players, earn bragging rights, and become a fantasy football fiend.So what’s the deal?As a qualified participant, we will send you one Sprint Power Vision (mobile broadband) phone and provide you with 6 months of all-access service (at no charge). In addition to NFL Mobile, you’ll have access to the Sprint Music Store, live TV broadcasts, gaming, and more. Yes, you will also have unlimited free calling and data service. It’s a pretty good deal and all we ask for in return is your candid feedback (you decide how much and how often)."

Here is a pic of my free phone.

You bitches are so jealous right now. Maybe if you're lucky, I'll call you on it sometime.

Oh, and don't fret. There should be an actual post here within a few days, cuz I got a few things to say.

Keepin It Real Since 1980,
Tom

Silvio has Often Told Me this Happens to Him Everytime He Goes to the Bathroom

I don't really think I need to say much here. I'm kinda just gonna let this link do it all on it's own.

(Thank you Panger.)

Keepin It Real Since 1980,
Tom

The Unexamined Life is Not Worth Living

A lot of the great philosophers in world history have been great thinkers. They ask questions, and then they think about the answers to those questions.

I'm a lot like those great minds of history. In fact I'm right up there with Plato, Socrates, Aristotle, and Stephen Colbert. Everyday I ask myself difficult questions, and try to figure out the answer.

Why just yesterday this thoughtful little nugget popped into my mighty brain.

Do they call them Extra Sensitive condoms cuz they hold you afterward?

Keepin It Real Since 1980,
Tom

I'm Fucking Old

It's my birthday, so I'll do what I want to.

Some System of a Down.

Some Bright Eyes.

Some Incubus

And finish with a classic.

Keepin It Real Since 1980,

Tom