PUNCH A.J.!!
Early numbers have been released, and as of now AJ trails Minnesota Twin Francisco Liriano. Sure Liriano is 9-1 with a 1.99 ERA, but he sucks. Plus we know that he can't take a right hook like AJ can. Liriano isn't batting .329 either, but AJ is.
I'll bet you'll never guess which areas of the country AJ is getting killed in.
- North Side of Chicago-Like those people know what All Star baseball players look like. Listen Cub fans, get over it. You should appreciate the fact that AJ probably drove the final nails into Dusty Baker's coffin over the weekend. Show him some fucking gratitude. And remember, you're Chicagoans. Vote early and vote often.
- Minnesota-See Liriano. Though AJ was a beloved member of the Minnesota Twins for many years, so he's pry getting some votes.
- Houston-Can't imagine why Astros fans wouldn't like AJ. Oh yeah, World Series.
- San Francisco-AJ had a bad season in San Francisco. Plus he isn't into dudes.
- Anaheim/Orange County-Ya cuz AJ stealing first base was the reason you lost that series. Not because you couldn't get a hit to save your lives.
Voting is until 6PM eastern standard time tomorrow, July 6th.
Vote god dammit!!!
Keepin It Real Since 1980,
Tom
3 comments:
i've got friggin carpal tunnel system, i've voted so much.
do your own dirty work.
Well it's working cuz as of this morning AJ is in first...but barely.
So keep it up!
nh Fornelli grassroots efforts, gg Liriano
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