I'm Huge in Lithuania

Not sure just what the hell is going on, but for some reason Foul Balls is getting a lot of Lithuanian love. (And it smells like vodka and B.O.)

My most recent visitors....

Do Not Mock the Grapes!

For they can hear you, and they are spiteful fuckers.

Keepin It Real Since 1980,
Tom

Why I Wish I Had A Little Brother

Keepin It Real Since 1980,
Tom

Best News Ever

The following revelation is probably a notch or 90 above creating a cure for cancer, and world peace combined.

Scarlett Johansson plans on appearing nude in a film sometime soon.

From Scarlett's mouth,

“I’m still making up my mind about when I’ll do a nude scene. I’m not opposed to doing nudity, it would just have to be the right project,maybe some sensational European art film. I’m proud of my breasts. I call them my girls. They’re my charms, my feminine wiles. I’m very comfortable with my sexuality, my body and my face. Well, not always my face, but it’s stuck there and there’s nothing I can do about it.”

I really don't think there's anything else that needs to be said on the subject, well, besides

YIPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I just wanna run down the icy streets outside and hug everybody I fucking see.

Keepin It Real Since 1980,

Tom

Over the Top

I'm sure you remember the film, Over the Top. It was probably the greatest movie ever in the "Single Father Fighting for the Custody of his Son by Armwrestling" genre.

If you haven't seen it, well, first of all, I've no idea what the hell you're doing with your life. Where the fuck are your priorities?

Get off your lazy fucking ass and go see that shit you pussy! It will change your life.

So why am I even bringing any of this up? Cuz the thing you're about to see in this following video would NEVER happen to Sylvester Stallone.

Well, that and the fact that the message of Over the Top really does need to be spread around.

Keepin It Real Since 1980,
Tom