tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-184825372011-07-28T21:49:55.918-05:00It's like there's an orgy in my mind, and everybody's invited!Fornellihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10815399575993032693noreply@blogger.comBlogger2301100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18482537.post-17786433863735328082008-03-02T14:20:00.002-06:002008-03-02T14:21:29.822-06:00

Okay, since the link to the video I sent all of you isn't working, I'll just post it here.I knew there was a reason I kept this place around.

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This is just a repost of something I wrote over at Foul Balls (It was a two-part series!) but since it's more humorous than about sports, I thought I'd post it here as well.The story behind it is that I'm just incredibly sick of watching the Bulls this season, and since I can't enjoy watching them play, at least I can enjoy making fun of them.So here it is.Location: Hyatt Regency, Orlando, FL.

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Really, has there ever been a greater American hero than Mr. T? I mean, not only did he avoid capture by the U.S. government during all those years with the A-Team, but he was also man enough to take on Rocky for the world heavyweight championship.George Washington's got his own fucking memorial for less. "But Tom, he lived in Valley Forge with his troops during a long winter!"Boo fucking hoo

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Oh those brothels! You never know what to expect.A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town."I was dumbfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the

Fornellihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10815399575993032693noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18482537.post-26753252272234914972007-08-05T14:41:00.000-05:002007-08-05T15:21:06.643-05:00

I was out at the bar last night with Billy, where we met up with Tim and were eventually joined by others.We spend a lot of time at Brixie's, but I haven't been there as much lately, so when I heard Tim telling stories about this shot he'd had before I became intrigued.Not because Tim was describing it as a fine drink that tasted like sexy, but because he was calling it the worst experience he's

Fornellihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10815399575993032693noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18482537.post-10507850191739545762007-07-26T20:12:00.000-05:002007-07-27T00:06:30.214-05:00

I'm not really that much of a television watcher. Don't get me wrong, I watch a ton of television, but it's usually sports. Be it for work or leisure, sports is just a huge part of my life.So when it comes to regular television, more specifically network television, there aren't many shows I waste my time on.You see, most sitcoms and reality shows are stupid. Incredibly, incredibly stupid.

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Since I don't have time to write anything at the moment, I figure why not go to the old standby, YouTube.How absolutely awesome is it that this guy actually records himself playing video games, does commentary over it, and then posts it on his MySpace page?He probably gets more poon than anybody on Earth.Thanks to The M Zone for finding this guy.

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I know that Keepin It Real has been shut down for a while, but I think I'm going to be writing here again in the near future. How often I'll be posting, and what I'll be writing about, I don't know. It's just that since I write for Foul Balls and The Fanhouse, I'm kind of getting tired of writing about nothing but sports.So I think I'll be back here soon.Of course, I also realize that there

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But dammit, these kids are the future!!Thank God. The Hole - video powered by Metacafe

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Back in the day whilst applying to different colleges, I didn't bother applying to any Ivy League schools. It was mostly cuz I refuse to wear a sweater vest, but also cuz I didn't think I was quite Ivy League material.It appears I was wrong.Wordever,Tom

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I know a lot of you that read this blog don't get over to my sports blog. It's cool. I mean, ya, you're an idiot, but what can I do about it?Idiots are always going to be idiots no matter how much I try to help them not be idiots.Anyway, here's a post from Foul Balls that I think even you idiots can appreciate. Jared Fogle has a degree in Pimpology.Keepin It Real Since 1980,Tom

Fornellihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10815399575993032693noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18482537.post-6273443197871093702007-01-22T16:50:00.000-06:002007-06-07T15:27:27.627-05:00

(This is a repost from the greatest blog in the history of blogs....Foul Balls)As I sit here typing this, only a few hours after the Bears beat the New Orleans Saints 39-14 to earn a spot in Super Bowl XLI, it still hasn't hit me.I mean, can you believe it?The Bears beat the Saints.The Saints!!The greatest team of all damn time!!There has never been a team as good as the New Orleans Saints this

Fornellihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10815399575993032693noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18482537.post-83691906559965645392007-01-17T22:22:00.000-06:002007-01-17T22:26:22.564-06:00

I signed on to the intertubes tonight, and was confronted by a question from India's President, Abdul Kalam.What would I do to end terrorism?Well, Mr. President, before I answer your question, I'm going to need you to answer mine.When the fuck did the Oompa Loompas take over India?Keepin It Real Since 1980,Tom

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What do you get when you mix my favorite television show with one of my least favorite musical artists?A little thing I like to call...Heaven.

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In 1960, scientists performed an experiment on spiders. They gave them drugs, and then watched the spiders behavior patterns afterward.The results were phenomenal.

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Oh man, I can't wait to watch Dora on that bitch!! 108 inches of pure pleasure. The TV is nice too. ZING!!

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One of my favorite movies of all time is easily The Big Lebowski. It's come to my attention recently, that a lot of my friends and family have never seen the movie.This is something that should just not happen. It's an American classic.So luckily for those of you morons fine folks who haven't seen it, I found a nice short version of the movie on YouTube.You can thank me later.(By the way, do NOT

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I was going through some of my old shit, and I came upon this story I started writing once. Why it was in my shit, and the reason I store my stools (thats kinda fun to say...repeat it out loud...store my stools, store my stools...I'm a genius) is none of your god damned business.Anyway, I have no recollection as to why I wrote this story, or what even inspired it. All I know is that I did, and

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You can view my actual MySpace page here.My top 8 myspace friendsTOP 8 MYSPACE FRiENDS1.:Donna 2.:Silvio 3.:Panger 4.:Barbaro 5.:Saranya 6.:Sarah 7.:Maratto 8.:Jay Mariotti The QuestionsHow did you meet 6?:She was dancing at a club I frequent. Why are you friends with 3?:Cuz a big part of being a Christian is charity work. Is 7 in a relationship?:Yes, he and his mirror are quite happy. Have you

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Not sure just what the hell is going on, but for some reason Foul Balls is getting a lot of Lithuanian love. (And it smells like vodka and B.O.)My most recent visitors....

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For they can hear you, and they are spiteful fuckers.Keepin It Real Since 1980,Tom

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Keepin It Real Since 1980,Tom

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The following revelation is probably a notch or 90 above creating a cure for cancer, and world peace combined.Scarlett Johansson plans on appearing nude in a film sometime soon. From Scarlett's mouth,“I’m still making up my mind about when I’ll do a nude scene. I’m not opposed to doing nudity, it would just have to be the right project,maybe some sensational European art film. I’m proud of my

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I'm sure you remember the film, Over the Top. It was probably the greatest movie ever in the "Single Father Fighting for the Custody of his Son by Armwrestling" genre.If you haven't seen it, well, first of all, I've no idea what the hell you're doing with your life. Where the fuck are your priorities?Get off your lazy fucking ass and go see that shit you pussy! It will change your life.So why am

Fornellihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10815399575993032693noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18482537.post-1164692292374557612006-11-28T00:00:00.000-06:002006-11-27T23:47:46.150-06:00

I'm stealing this post from another website. It's called Kissing Suzy Kolber, and it's a NFL humor site. This was written by a guy who's easily my favorite sports blogger not named Tom Fornelli right now.Big Daddy Drew. FUCK IT, I'M THROWING IT DOWNFIELDIs that Berrian? I think he's triple-covered.You know what?Fuck it.I'm throwing it downfield.Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fuck that.

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This is video taken from a stand-up performance given by Michael Richards over the weekend at LA's Laugh Factory.Most of you probably know Richards as Kramer.Well then.Keepin It Real Since 1980,Tom

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Fuck you People magazine!! Fuck you right up your stupid fat asses!You've done it to us again you idiotic sons of bitches. Your ignorance knows no bounds.Was walking past the newsstand this weekend and guess what I saw People magazine!!??This!!!Go fuck yourselves People magazine!Every year we send you in nude photos of our glorious, God-like self, and you continually snub us. Are you jealous

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But hey, at least we're posting!This one's courtesy of Panger's new blog 28 Days. Keepin It Real Since 1980,Tom

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I just found this on YouTube, and really liked it.Keepin It Real Since 1980,Tom

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Well, we finally have a trailer for the Simpsons movie. Of course, I won't go on a 54 paragraph rant about how stupid the idea for a movie is now that the show is about 4 seasons past the point in which it became horrible, but whatever. I'll still see it, it's not like I have any self respect.Of course, this also gives me an excuse to show one of my favorite YouTube clips of all time. Keepin

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Hi everybody, we interrupt our daily schedule of not updating to bring you an update!Thanks to my relentless, brilliant, amazing, sexy, ingenious, groundbreaking, fantastic work over at Foul Balls, I've finally gotten some my just desserts.I received an email from Sprint today."The Sprint Ambassador Program is all about exploring our latest products and services and allows you to give direct

Fornellihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10815399575993032693noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18482537.post-1160711406926304702006-10-12T22:48:00.000-05:002006-11-14T11:52:26.596-06:00

I don't really think I need to say much here. I'm kinda just gonna let this link do it all on it's own.(Thank you Panger.)Keepin It Real Since 1980,Tom

Fornellihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10815399575993032693noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18482537.post-1160084616613199402006-10-05T16:39:00.000-05:002006-10-09T16:58:13.503-05:00

A lot of the great philosophers in world history have been great thinkers. They ask questions, and then they think about the answers to those questions. I'm a lot like those great minds of history. In fact I'm right up there with Plato, Socrates, Aristotle, and Stephen Colbert. Everyday I ask myself difficult questions, and try to figure out the answer.Why just yesterday this thoughtful little

Fornellihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10815399575993032693noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18482537.post-1159895431134682042006-10-03T12:00:00.000-05:002006-10-03T12:10:34.226-05:00

It's my birthday, so I'll do what I want to.Some System of a Down. Some Bright Eyes. Some Incubus And finish with a classic. Keepin It Real Since 1980,Tom

Fornellihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10815399575993032693noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18482537.post-1159652865258362622006-09-30T16:37:00.000-05:002006-09-30T16:55:42.830-05:00

In one of my fantasy football leagues, the one in which I'm commissioneer, I write weekly recaps for the previous Sunday's games. It's the Full Tilt Forum Fantasy League.My team is called Killed for Less, and though we may only be 1-2, we have the best logo in the league.Anyway, I figured why not post em here? It's still my writing, and it is a good way to fill up a post here once a week to keep

Fornellihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10815399575993032693noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18482537.post-1159288457089984372006-09-26T11:32:00.000-05:002006-09-26T11:55:15.723-05:00

When Tom says "Make me a damn sammich!" I suggest you make me a God damn sammich.I'm incredibly accurate. Just ask her.Betta reckonize.Keepin It Real Since 1980,Tom

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Nice photo taken at a Nationals game last week at RFK Stadium.Here's hoping that since the White Sox won't win the World Series this year that US Cellular will revert to it's empty upper decks.FRIDAY RANDOM 20Wind Up-Foo FightersHell is Chrome-WilcoShort Skirt, Long Jacket-CakeRooster-Alice in ChainsDevil in the Details-Bright EyesGoing to India-Boy Hits CarMy Generation-The WhoThe Real Slim

Fornellihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10815399575993032693noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18482537.post-1158697483719373412006-09-19T15:22:00.000-05:002006-09-19T23:36:49.913-05:00

Well, after writing for nearly a year on my sports blog, I finally accomplished one of my goals with it.I got mentioned on Deadspin.Do you know how many people read Deadspin? Here's the final total for Foul Balls today. Well not really final, it's only 1130, so technically there' s still time. Either way I'm happy with it. Nice.Keepin It Real Since 1980,Tom

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While at my cousin Keith's wedding on Saturday I was informed by my cousin Jenny that she had informed all of her friends of my blog here, and told them I was fucking hilarious. She then informed me that I better write something funny this week, or she'll look like a fool.No pressure.There was nothing incredibly hilarious about the wedding and the reception, save for Jenny's speech, to report

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Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim"Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.The guard brings the redhead forward and

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I want to start this entry off by letting you all know that I tried. I tried a few times, but I could never find a willing victim. There will be no Prank Messenger this week, as I wasn't able to find anybody who would talk to me long enough to get an actual conversation going. I almost had one guy, but just as I thought I had something, he stopped responding to me and signed off.Me: Hello

Fornellihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10815399575993032693noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18482537.post-1157700399531129102006-09-08T02:20:00.000-05:002006-09-08T02:35:59.190-05:00

I was just fucking around on this blog reading old entries, and realized something.It's been entirely too long since I did one of these.I'm on vacation from work next week, which means I should have plenty of time to find a victim or two. I can't promise anything, but I'm about 80/20 you can expect a new Prank Messenger next week.Anyway, here's the Random Twenty.O Girlfriend-WeezerDrive

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Here's an interesting news story from Fox6 in San Diego.My favorite part is by far how the cameraman just stands there and continues shooting.Keepin It Real Since 1980,Tom

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Ok, well I've decided that you can't really learn much about my music tastes through the Random 10. I mean 10 songs isn't enough is it? So this week we're going to change it to the Random 20. Aren't you fucking excited? I know I am.Hey Joe-The Jimi Hendrix ExperienceViolent Pornography-System of a DownVasoline-Stone Temple PilotsDigital Bath-DeftonesLet's Do This Now-KornI Never-Rilo

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Just a quick reminder that there is absolutely nothing funnier than when a friend gets seriously hurt. Keepin It Real Since 1980,Tom

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Yes I know it's been about 10 days since I last put anything here, but there's a reason for it.I haven't had shit to say. Nothing that happened in my life or the world seemed to garner enough interest from myself to write about it. It's not that I'm not writing, quite the contrary. I'm writing all the time, I'm just doing it on my sports blog. I write like at least 3 posts a day over there.At

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1. If one more person drops out of the Full Tilt Forum fantasy football league just a few weeks before the draft I will fucking kill somebody. In the last three days I've lost three people-ARay, Skortch, and now Hrbek. Aaron actually warned me a few weeks ago, it just now became official. Skortch and Hrbek are on the temporary Keepin It Real Shit List. I've never made public the temporary list,

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Break Ya Neck-Busta RhymesNew American Classic-Taking Back SundayAt Least That's What You Said-WilcoHit the Switch-Bright EyesStrange Condition-Pete YornWalking After You-Foo FightersHere In My Room-IncubusCleaning Out My Closet-EminemStupid Girl-GarbageAll Along the Watchtower-Jimi Hendrix

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I was playing a tournament on Full Tilt, and this hand came up.Full Tilt Poker Game #902045619: $10 + $1 Tournament (5873267), Table 1 - 20/40 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo - 1:41:03 ET - 2006/08/16Seat 1: TomFornelli (1,350)Seat 2: Floppy McNutz (1,500)Seat 3: steady flowin (1,365)Seat 4: CSTACKS26 (1,875)Seat 5: KrazedAce (766)Seat 6: turtle083 (2,162)Seat 7: Rebelicious (1,260)Seat 8: WillieDM3 (

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Well by the time the tournament started there were 726 players in it and the prize for first place was $34,848.I was better than half the field!! I finished in 355th. I was doin pretty good when I got coolered shortly before the second break. I was in the small blind with 96 and the button called, I called and the big blind checked.The flop came 2 6 9, no suits.I bet, got raised, button called, I

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Earlier in the day I qualified to play in a tournament tonight. That tournament is Event #2 of the Full Tilt Online Poker Series.It's a $200 Limit Hold Em tournament with a guaranteed prize pool of $75,000. As of now there are about 300 players signed up, but there's still some time until the start. (8PM Central) First place will pay at least $18,750. As if that wasn't enough, at 9PM I have

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Well what the fuck do you want? It's a Sunday, the fact I'm even posting is against my religion.Anyway, it's been a while since I said anything about any of the movies I've seen lately. My Netflix is still pissing me off though. I read from a poster named Zerbet on Full Tilt Forum that supposedly what Netflix does is intentionally delay your returned DVD's when you're going through them too

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Here in Chicago there's been a story in the newspapers, and on the news and it's pissing me off a little bit.On Monday afternoon Chicago police shot a 14 year old named Ellis Woodland in the Cabrini Green section of the city. Woodland is alive, but not in the greatest condition. The story is that Woodland and a friend alledgedly tried to rob some kid, who then ran and told some local police.There

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douchebag: noun.-An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of friends and colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.So many things I could talk about from last night's 6-5 White Sox win over the Yankees in 11 innings. I could get overly optimistic and write about how the dramatic victory will

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If you are, then watch this following YouTube clip. You'll forget about anything in your world that's bothering you and just soak up all the feel good coming from it.I completely stole this clip from Captain Caveman over at Karmic Payback, and keep in mind CC is fully trained in all sorts of ways to kill your Humble Blogger. I'm risking my life here, but that's a step I'm willing to take for you

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Cuz I'm too lazy to actually write stuff at the moment.Here's a blog I find to be absolutely fantastic. Maybe you will too. Karmic Payback.I knew I shouldn't have listened to all that fucking John Denver in high school.Weezer started the nerd rock trend, and now we have nerd rap. Panger has some advice for all of you aspiring shoplifters over at Petulant Times.Kissing Suzy Kolber is a great

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Greg sent me this video of a place that has great deals and promotions.EDIT:I've been informed that the video isn't showing to everybody. If you can't see it either, you can find it here.Keepin It Real Since 1980,Tom

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Full Tilt Poker Game #872837612: $6,000 Guarantee (5663673), Table 52 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:33:10 ET - 2006/08/07Seat 1: ks1112 (2,030)Seat 2: stoop (7,230)Seat 3: munhoz_marcelo (13,920)Seat 4: Jamezz_Het (5,920)Seat 5: Zuludogg (2,050)Seat 6: shannon2100 (3,675)Seat 7: JerseyJude (2,460)Seat 8: dbwjgr20 (2,850)Seat 9: TomFornelli (8,460)dbwjgr20 posts the small blind of

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Need something to do this weekend? I don't. I have to work, so I win.Anyway,back to you, here are a few things for you to do.If you're in Chicago and have time and $130 to spare, why not go to Lollapalooza? The three day fest starts today and has like over 130 bands. Some of which are the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Wilco, Violent Femmes, Gnarls Barkley, fuck a ton of em. Just check the link and find

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This is it for now, maybe an actual post later.Needles-System of a DownHail to Whatever You Found in the Sunlight that Surrounds You-Rilo KileySanteria-SublimeBohemian Rhapsody-QueenPennies from Heaven-Louis PrimaNearly Lost You-Screaming TreesShip in a Bottle-Bright EyesWork It-Missy ElliottWoo Ha! Got You All in Check!-Busta RhymesHoochie Coochie Man-Muddy Waters

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Such brilliant minds these two have.This is the ad that the two South Park creators have released to earn Emmy consideration. Keepin It Real Since 1980,Tom

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So I had this dream last night. Now I'm sure I dream all the time, but I never wake up during them, so as a result I never remember them.When I do wake up during a dream, I generally lose all the major details within minutes of waking. This morning I woke up in a dream, and remembered it all day. I still do now.I was in a classroom, along with every one of my co-workers. We were anxiously

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Since the newspapers are generally filled with stories about the fighting in the Middle East, and reminding us that it's a brazillian degrees outside, I like to look for other more important stories. Shit like stories on 2 year old children who totally love to water ski just rock my fucking world man. This kid is a hero. I mean do you know what 2 year olds are doing in Lebanon and Israel right

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(This is a repost from my sports blog. The Way I See It)I don't know if any of you noticed yesterday, I know I didn't until I took my lunch at work, but Jay Mariotti is back writing for the Chicago Sun-Times.I'll give everyone a minute to punch something, or wash the vomit out of their mouth.Ready yet?It was Mariotti's first column since June 26th after taking a month long "vacation." Even though

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It was 20 years ago today that my dad's best friend, and my sister's Godfather, Kevin Murphy died.He was struck by a train.Not exactly the greatest way to go is it? Just like that Murphy (Nobody ever called him Kevin, except his brothers and parents) was gone from my life and I never even really got a chance to know him.Now to give you all an idea of what kind of guy Murphy was, keep in mind I

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Listen, I've long thought Mel Gibson was insane. I even wrote about it in one of this blog's first entries.So when he was arrested Friday night for driving drunk and then went on a retarded tirade about Jews and conspiracy theories, at one point mentioning that he "owned Malibu" I wasn't surprised in the least.I mean, remember this look? Well thanks to the lovely folks over at the Smoking Gun, we

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Ya know, all summer it seems that everytime I get a day off of work, it's been cloudy or rainy. Well not today, today it's 97 degrees, and sunny as all hell. So today is the day I start to say goodbye to this pasty white skin that has taken over my more natural Dago/Olive toned skin.So if you need me, I'll be out back soaking it all in.Keepin It Real Since 1980,Tom

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Remember my post the other day about the future Mrs. Keepin It Real Since 1980's bout with heat exhaustion?Remember how I mentioned that the fact she was up all night drinking probably had nothing to do with it?Well shortly after I posted it, I was talking to Panger. Panger has some inside sources and she told me that my darling Lindsay was actually up all night partying, and throwing bottles of

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Friday Random 10.Mo Money Mo Problems-Notorious B.I.G.In the Garage-WeezerGiven to Fly-Pearl JamThe Warmth-IncubusDate Rape-SublimeFeel Good-(hed)peMake Damn Sure-Taking Back SundayBurden in my Hand-SoundgardenThe Good that Won't Come Out-Rilo KileyWooly Bully-The TroggsKeepin It Real Since 1980,Tom

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First of all, it's my mom's birthday. So Happy Birthday mom.Of course my mom has a hard time figuring out how to use the television, so she'll never see that, but it makes all of you realize what a wonderful son I am!Anyway, sorry for slacking on this sucker. I did get NCAA 07, but that's not the reason behind my absence, as I haven't been playing it all that much. I've just been using most of my

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I went to a White Sox game on Monday night with my parents. While at that game, I did something so completely right, but it was still wrong.Remember those skits from Chappelle's Show, When Keepin It Real Goes Wrong? Well until now I though that was just a myth for comedic purposes.Tonight, I learned a harsh lesson.We were sitting in section 320 in the 8th inning when White Sox second baseman

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I tend not to get too political on this blog. I mean I did the WW3 Timeline the other day, but that was more for comedic purpose than political accuracy.Some people tend to think I'm a Democrat, some think I'm a Republican. To be honest anyone who claims I'm either can kiss my ass. Republicans aren't even Republicans anymore, and Democrats are so busy trying to dig up dirt on Republicans they

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As I prepare for a weekend filled with nothing but work, I yearn for Monday.Why?Well cuz I don't have to work on Monday, which is always nice, but I shall be getting something in the mail that day as well. Once I get it, I wouldn't plan on seeing or hearing from Your Humble Blogger for at least a few days.Hell I may even call in sick to work.What is it that could cause this type of anti-social

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I was reading over on Deadspin yesterday, when I was inspired. They had a post entitled Get Drunk with ESPN that outlined the rules for a drinking game while watching Pardon the Interruption with Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon.It got me thinking, what if I created a drinking game for White Sox fans while watching their favorite team play!?So I did. Bust out the shot glasses, and grab a case

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There haven't been many movies that I've enjoyed more than some of the ones made by Kevin Smith. Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, even Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. I never saw Jersey Girl, cuz well, it was Jersey Girl. Plus I could stomach Affleck in Mallrats, Dogma, and Chasing Amy, but only because of Jason Lee.Combine Affleck with Jennifer Lopez, and I'd rather dip my balls into a vat

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Well the table closed after I busted, so I'm now realizing I have no HH to prove it. I guess you'll just have to trust me. I'm in the $200 WSOP Main Event qualifier on Full Tilt getting more and more shortstacked by the minute. Now all night I've been playing my strong hands aggressively while calling with connectors and all that stuff. So I wake up in the BB (Blinds are 50/100, I have

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As much as I enjoy writing this blog, for myself and you, there is one aspect of it that really does bother me.None of you leave comments.I don't know why you don't, but you don't. Now I know you're reading this blog, I can see that through my SiteTracker. For some reason though you won't say anything!It's nice to know people read this, but it'd be nicer to know what you thought of it. When

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Don't expect this to become a regular thing, it's just I had to share this with you.I don't know who this reader is, but I do know where he's from and how he came upon my humble little blog.He's from Gays, Illinois. If the name of the town in which this visitor dwells isn't enough to deserve being mentioned here, well then this is.Here's how he found me.I feel bad for disappointing him, so here

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Where as on Fridays for some time now I have been doing the Friday Random Ten on my iPod, I find the whole idea to be getting kind of stale. Yes, it shows you some of the songs on my iPod, but it doesn't really tell you anything about the music does it?Ok, so we see that the fourth song played was Paranoid Android by Radiohead, but why do I have that on my iPod? Is it one of only a few Radiohead

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WP-MatisyahuAenima-ToolBoy Named Sue-Johnny CashDown-311Hey Jealousy-Gin BlossomsDelorian-Team SleepATWA-System of a DownClaustrophobia-Serart19-2000-GorillazBleed American-Jimmy Eat World

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Reason #13,294 Why People Should Have To Apply To Be ParentsIn case you can't see it, check the back seat.I'm not as upset at the fact Europe thinks we're assholes anymore. Seriously what the fuck is the thought process behind that?"Don't worry son, mommy lost her keys in there and I gotta fish em out."This is also Reason #11,649 Why I should be allowed to walk around with a loaded shotgun at all

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It started at 6:30AM.Waking up from my 3.5 hour slumber, I'd barely wiped the crust out of my eyes before Billy was calling me to let me know he was downstairs waiting. We were going paintballing to start off Tony's (Billy's brother) Bachelor Party festivities.After the group met up at Dave, Tim, and Billy Marco's apartment (Over Brixie's) we were off to Realms of Ruin to shoot at each other. It

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This archive can be found at anytime through a link on the side of the page. Through it you can access every chapter written in the Sugar Chronicles.Chapter 1Chapter 2

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It’s not easy to be a single mother in America these days. Especially when you have no formal education, and no alimony checks coming from a dead father. This was the life that faced Olive Oyl.As she sat in front of the dressing room mirror preparing for her next routine at Big Floppy’s Olive cried, as was her custom."Why Popeye? Why?"Her former lover, Popeye, had died three years earlier from

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When the Curious Girl Realizes She is Under Glass-Bright EyesThis Is Such A Pity-WeezerDirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap-AC/DCMisunderstood-WilcoWitch-ColdTouch Me-The DoorsWhen Worlds Collide-Powerman 5000Benkei-Boy Hits CarPink Maggit-DeftonesUp Around the Bend-Creedence Clearwater Revival ************* As far as what's on tap for this weekend, I'm not entirely too sure what I'm doing tonight. The

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The results of MLB's Final Vote competition were released yesterday, and White Sox catcher A.J. Pierzynski was announced as the winner in the American League. Minnesota Twin pitcher Francisco Liriano finished a close second in what MLB said was the closest final vote in the 5 year history of the contest. Nomar Garciaparra won the National League vote.It's the second year in a row that White Sox

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Pick up the pace!! No, I'm not talking picante. (New York City!?)PUNCH A.J.!! Early numbers have been released, and as of now AJ trails Minnesota Twin Francisco Liriano. Sure Liriano is 9-1 with a 1.99 ERA, but he sucks. Plus we know that he can't take a right hook like AJ can. Liriano isn't batting .329 either, but AJ is.I'll bet you'll never guess which areas of the country AJ is getting killed

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While the rest of you were no doubt enjoying your Independence Day with friends and family, stuffing your American faces, drinking your American beer, and blowing off your American fingers, I was fighting for my life. I was at work and in the backroom when I was attacked.I was reading the D.M.O. (Daily Modus Operandi-A list of shit that needs to get done for the day) when I felt something land

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Oh no, wait, that was for Scotland. My bad.Let's try again.....Nope....what's the deal with wishful thinking? *Song reference, who knows it?Ok, I'll get it right this time I promise.There we go. Happy Independence Day America.Go forth and celebrate, drink beer, barbeque, and most importantly, blow shit up. It's what we do best isn't it? As for myself, I shall be spending my Independence Day at

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Kevin's birthday was on Saturday. He had a party in his own honor. At the party they had beer. I drank a lot of it.As a result my memories are a tad bit hazy, though I can happily report that I have no broken bones or bruises.I do believe that there is some sort of magic force field around the Bullseye on Kevin, Marty, and Bryan's dart board. I was playing cricket against Greg and Jeff, and

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Best served when it's right over the heart of the plate.

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This is the official Keepin It Real Since 1980 Shit List. You do NOT want to be on this list. If you are on this list I suggest you keep as much distance as humanly possible between yourself and I.The list is ever changing. People will be added to it any damn time I feel like adding them, and I may remove people from it from time to time. Though generally the only way to get off the list is to

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Izzo (H.O.V.A.)-Jay-ZHaunt You Every Day-WeezerI Got High-AfromanTime Is On My Side-The Rolling StonesSweet Child O Mine-Guns N' RosesNowhere Fast-IncubusSmooth Criminal-Alien Ant FarmBowl of Oranges-Bright EyesHeaven Beside You-Alice In Chains1979-Smashing Pumpkins

Fornellihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10815399575993032693noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18482537.post-1151639477044330272006-06-29T22:39:00.000-05:002006-06-29T23:15:35.046-05:00

I've redone the look here at Keepin It Real Since 1980. Why?I have no fucking idea. Instead of sticking to that though, let's just say that Keepin It Real Since 1980 (The kids call it KIRS1980) is moving in a new direction. Which direction that is exactly, I'm not sure, but I am sure that it will totally kick ass.I think I'm gonna go less day to day life stuff, and more humor stuff. I also have

Fornellihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10815399575993032693noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18482537.post-1151630943569129642006-06-29T19:56:00.000-05:002006-06-29T22:25:36.463-05:00

I seem to remember a certain blogger complaining the other day about everybody having a poker blog.Well he's a hypocrit I guess cuz this will make 2 consecutive poker related entries. Deal with it.I just finished 5th in a $30 Double Stack No Limit Hold Em on Full Tilt. It was good for $315, but the first place prize of $1100 is what I had my eye on. I went out looking for it, so I can't

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$20 No Limit Hold Em tournament on Full Tilt.$216.Keepin It Real Since 1980,Tom

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Not too much to blog about today. I had a rather typical weekend with nothing exciting to report.I'm extremely fucking bored with everything, and as a result I think it's giving me writer's block. I keep getting ideas of things to write, but then as soon as I begin try to put them down on here the idea escapes me.Maybe I'll just bitch about things. You never lack something to say when you're

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Well I wrote something yesterday, on my sports blog, in response to the U.S. loss to Ghana in the World Cup yesterday. I wrote that the US should ban soccer inside the United States, and that we should boycott all international competition. That the US should start it's own Olympics, without the world.It was intended to be sarcastic and just for laughs.I thought maybe when I wrote that the Bush

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This is a repost from my sports column. Since the column was about something larger than sports, I decided to post it here too.Ozzie Guillen did it again. Ozzie went on a rant Tuesday in which he called Chicago Sun-Times columnist Jay Mariotti a fag.I agree, along with the majority of Chicagoans who read Mariotti's column, with what Ozzie was saying about Mariotti. He is an ass. He is a moron.The

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